You Might Be Drunk – T-Shirt

A soft, heavyweight garment-dyed tee with bold, blurred typography that reads like a late-night joke. The relaxed fit and substantial 6.1 oz cotton feel like an old favorite right away — the color has the slightly faded, lived-in look only garment-dyeing can create. The design’s smoky, moving text gives the shirt an offbeat, playful edge that fits into crowds that love nightlife, humor, and ironic streetwear. Wear it to a bar crawl, a house party, or when you want to toss on something comfortable that still says something. Durable double-needle stitching and a tubular, side-seam-free build keep the silhouette clean while the pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton keeps the fit steady wash after wash.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, long-lasting comfort
– Garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage color and texture
– Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durable comfort
– Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitching for clean look and longevity
– Sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; pre-shrunk to maintain fit

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean