I HAVE NO EX’S BECAUSE I DON’T COUNT MISTAKES – T-Shirt
$33.99 – $39.99Price range: $33.99 through $39.99
A soft, garment-dyed cotton tee with a quiet wink — small, thoughtful artwork placed on the chest and a playful kiss mark near the shoulder blade. The heavyweight knit drapes with a relaxed silhouette that feels lived-in from day one. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, on city walks when you want comfort that still reads intentional, or layered under a jacket for casual nights out. The subtle details let the wearer speak softly: minimalist front mark, cheeky back accent. It’s for people who favor tactile, durable pieces and enjoy a little personality tucked into everyday basics.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel
– Garment-dyed finish for a muted, lived-in color and texture
– Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
– Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for long-lasting construction
– Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; wide color range (58)
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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